× LOOK. A SNAKE IS BECKONING FOR YOU TO COME INTO ITS LAIR. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE WHERE THE SNAKE TAKES YOU? WELL, LET'S ENTER ITS LAIR.

× BE FOREWARNED THOUGH: THIS SITE CONTAINS: PROFANITY, BLOOD, CREEPY IMAGES, BRIGHT AND FLASHING COLORS AND MASSIVE LOADS OF WEIRDNESS!

× BUT FIRST! LET'S FOLLOW THESE BUTTONS AS A DISTRACTION!

× BUT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO ENTER THIS MYSTERIOUS LAIR, THEN WE CAN JUST LEAVE THROUGH HERE.