× LOOK. A WEIRD LOOKING FACE IS BECKONING FOR YOU TO COME INTO THE MIRROR. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE WHERE THE WEIRD FACE TAKES YOU? WELL, LET'S ENTER ITS MIRROR.

× BE FOREWARNED THOUGH: THIS SITE CONTAINS: PROFANITY, BLOOD, CREEPY IMAGES, BRIGHT AND FLASHING COLORS AND MASSIVE LOADS OF WEIRDNESS!

× BUT FIRST! LET'S FOLLOW THESE BUTTONS AS A DISTRACTION!

× IF YOU ARE STILL CURIOUS ABOUT THIS MYSTERIOUS MIRROR, BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE THE JOURNEY THROUGH THE WEBSITE, THEN FOLLOW THIS LITTLE BLOB THROUGH THE SITEMAP TO HELP YOU GET THROUGH EACH CHAPTER MUCH MORE QUICKLY.